Somebody come get me. The track at PG.
The world record for the 400m for women is 47.60 seconds. Marita Koch. I insist this is false news and alternate truth. No way anyone is running once around that track in LESS THAN A MINUTE.
Hahaha. First one down. And I’m not dead. Sunday might kill me though. Lol. Stay tuned for details.
113 days and counting.